MSN contact groups being very honest.

sorry rowen...

moving on to a new place I call home.

if you have been following my blog. you would know that

1. I've been complaining on how blogger sucks.

2. I've been complaining on how blogger really sucks.
(you will know that blogger sucks once you have tried something better)

3. this blog is quite rubbish. (shit isn't always brown)

So I've been working on this blog with my own Domain address. and using a blogging software which bestow upon me the ultimate control.

I need your help. I need Ideas and suggestions. I need stimulants to improve on this draft. as shown above.

the glory of XML.

I'm finally going to dive into XML. That scary markup language. that kept me wondering what it does since I was 16.

Now that my Action scripting skills have developed and matured in an immature way.. it's time to move on.

would love it if anyone. who has experience with XML. befriend this poor soul in his captivated life of the bloody world wide web.

just add my email address. or leave a comment. would love to have a chat with the experienced.

thanks.

Why is it brown?

If it's soft and squishy.... you are normal

if it's spraying and watery.... you are having diarrhea

if it's hard and and in pieces ..... you are to eat your veges

it it's stuck and not coming out..... you are in trouble.

but however it comes out. it comes out brown. and i wondered why.

Now I know.

Seems that when you blood cells dies it turns into a chemical that's brown in color and yellow in color. so your body dispose of these dead red blood cells through urine and ahemm... shit it's brown same thing can be said about bruises. when it's long enough it's brown..

Schools don't teach you useful stuff like this.

ain't that true Mr. Brown?

what's new?

presenting a new web technology called unity player.
http://unity3d.com/gallery/live-demos/tropical-paradise

unity web player is this thing focuses on developing full 3d computer games on the internet which you can play through your internet browser. Yeap.... like playing Crysis on your Firefox.

LOOK AT THIS!!!! it's like the polygon fairy came and gave us all a visit.it's almost crazy. I'm just about ready to master Flash 3d programing engine and these guys come up with this to kill my spirit of learning action scripting and papervision 3d.

these websties never made it.

these sites somehow never caught on.

Photoshop and idea work by Jaziel

click to view a larger picture

the new social site. Gengster.com

the first Social network www.MyFace.com

Let me explain why.

Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh my, here we go.

Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: sigh.. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

Computer: You're not out of in...

Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!

Computer: *Sighs* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen...

Computer: Just do it, damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!

Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!

Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh No! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself.




Happy new Year Everyone

The Shit Box

So, You share a rented house with 8 other people and you share one bathroom. Not much of an exaggeration when you see houses in TBR look like animal penthouses.

You wake up in the morning with a huge stomach emergency running to the toilet only to find out. someone beat you to it. sitting inside there with a few magazines, a DVD player, PS3 and a tent.
and oh a sleeping bag.

introducing the shit box.
http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

put a bag in it, do in it and put it under your Housemates sleeping bag.




it's actually meant for camping.
jaziel




ps: talking about camping, there's a absolutely amazing camp coming up this 22nd September. in port Dickson. from the 22nd to the 25th this september, organized by TARC christian fellowship,

Imagine 4 days of fun, meeting people, and relaxation.

Find me if you are interested. expecially those friends of mine who I have not seen in millenniums.

Stop Motion

Perhaps these work of art and Prolonged patience may interest you. it certainly interest me lots.

Stop motion is an animation technique to make a physically manipulated object appear to move on its own. The object is moved by small amounts between individually photographed frames, creating the illusion of movement when the series of frames are played as a continuous sequence

enough quoting from the wikipedia page. let's watch some stop great stop motion.

Fun spaghetti
a Superb and Wowfull stop motion video.

Dirty Couches
A very creatively done yet funny work. I liked it a lot for not the wrong reasons.

Pancakes 2: the ultimate sequel
a very popular work. perhaps more popular than it deserves. still pretty good though.

The original human tetris
Nominated as the most creative video on youtube awards 2007. the video that had me picking up my jaw from the floor.

just like call of duty 4

How we met
A great and rare technique of stop motion. of drawing and redrawing....... frame by frame.

hope this opens your mind to a whole new world of animation and motion design.
it's truly amazing isn't it?




think it uber different

jaziel

just another great photograph

It's often hard to describe what photography is about and get them to admire and appreciate it.
a medium with hints of messages to tell. it just told another message.

I'm sure you know who they are. if you don't I feel sorry for you. perhaps you should stop spending all your time on MTVs, Animes, and playing DotA.

credits to among my many favourite photographers.
jezblog