Why is it brown?

If it's soft and squishy.... you are normal

if it's spraying and watery.... you are having diarrhea

if it's hard and and in pieces ..... you are to eat your veges

it it's stuck and not coming out..... you are in trouble.

but however it comes out. it comes out brown. and i wondered why.

Now I know.

Seems that when you blood cells dies it turns into a chemical that's brown in color and yellow in color. so your body dispose of these dead red blood cells through urine and ahemm... shit it's brown same thing can be said about bruises. when it's long enough it's brown..

Schools don't teach you useful stuff like this.

ain't that true Mr. Brown?